The Rude Pundit

Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert, the corpulent cocksucker who gave us the Patriot Act and the unwritten rule that a majority of ...

The conservative media is all upset because, they claim, everyone is just simply misquoting Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker. While on Dana L...

Oh, listen, dear, sweet American children. Come and gather close to the Rude Pundit while he explains a little recent history that, like so ...

After Ireland voted by a feckin' landslide to legalize same-sex marriage , the Rude Pundit thought, "Huh. Now that a nation that e...

The War After the War by Debora Greger for Greg Greger I Where were the neighbors? Out of town? In my pajamas, I sat at my father’s ...

How many times do we have to go through this before we understand that the entire industry built around supposedly good Christian families w...

"You performed oral sex on him the night before. So the thing is this: What motive would he have to put a date rape drug in your drink?...

If you weren't around or weren't old enough to watch David Letterman's Late Night on NBC in the 1980s, there's a good chanc...

Following up Lindsey Graham's call for more American blood to be spilled while trying to unfuck Iraq, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie...

Senator Lindsey Graham, the prettiest Scarlett O'Hara wannabe in DC, is running for president because "I think the world is fallin...

Speaker of the House John Boehner, who increasingly looks like he's made of smoky phlegm coughed up by Mad Men characters, was asked ye...

1. Porn store specializing in the sex toys of the Far East, like the Dragon's Tail vibrator and marble ben-wah balls with bells in them,...

Savitar is zipping around like crazy today. Gotta lace up and chase him down.  Back later with more speedy rudeness. 

It's really one of the baldest assertions of thought control any politician in an ostensibly "free" country has uttered in the...

To reaffirm what he said yesterday , the Rude Pundit isn't assessing whether or not Seymour Hersh's potential revising of recent his...

The Rude Pundit is working his way through Seymour Hersh's alleged bombshell of an article in the London Review of Books about how the ...

On Wednesday, Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin, who is, obviously, Republican, signed into law a tripling of Oklahoma's waiting period bef...

Oh, we members of the Super-Duper Prayer Team have our work cut out for us now. The Rude Pundit joined the Super-Duper Prayer Team of the nu...

Honestly, conservatives, most of us on the left look at Pamela Geller's stupid ass Mohammed cartoon thing, which was attended by a handf...

The second that Ted Cruz walked out on a stage at Liberty University, dropped his pants, stretched out his dick to a mighty two inches, and ...