3/31/2015

Indiana: Where You Can Go to Prison for a Poorly-Timed Miscarriage

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Oh, sweet people of these United States, the Rude Pundit cannot express how much he loathes Indiana. He lived there for a good seven years, ...
3/30/2015

History Lesson for Assholes: Bill Clinton Is Not Your Religious "Freedom" Tool

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Whenever you hear from a weaseltwat like Gov. Mike Pence defend Indiana's odious Religious Freedom Restoration Act, they inevitably poi...
3/27/2015

Indiana Cake Shop That Started the Whole Fuckin' Thing Has Closed (Not Because of Gays)

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Let us remember that the push for the bullshit Religious Freedom To Say, "Fuck Off, Faggots" law really got going because a couple...
3/26/2015

No Post? The Fuck?

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This fuckin' day, man.  Taking a pass. Back tomorrow with more anointed rudeness. 
3/25/2015

Duck Dynasty Beard-in-Chief Fantasizes About Raped Children

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If you put it in its actual context, the anti-atheist rant by Taliban-bearded fuckbucket Phil Robertson, he of the ratings-challenged Duck...
3/24/2015

Florida: Where the State Government Won't Mention Climate Change, But the Counties Plan for It

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Check this shit out: Those are the climate change pages for four counties in Florida: Miami-Dade ,   Palm Beach , Broward ...
3/23/2015

Imagine a Slightly Different Announcement from Ted Cruz

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Imagine an American Muslim man stands in front of an audience of 10,000 Muslims at a college in Virginia to announce that he's running f...
3/20/2015

Tom Cotton Pleasures Himself in Front of the Senate

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Republican Senator Tom Cotton of Arkansas sauntered to the microphone yesterday in the august chamber of the World's Most Deliberative ...
3/19/2015

Indiana Shows Us How GOP Priorities Will Kill Us All

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That is an explosion coming out of a manhole at around 6:45 this morning in downtown Indianapolis, Indiana. It's one place where the...

Late Post Today

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Strong Bad is acting like an asshole again. Gotta put an end to that mischief. Back later with more running rudeness.
3/18/2015

Cheney Fade Away

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The Rude Pundit was about to write another of his many oh-so-dark-and-clever attacks on former Vice President Dick Cheney. He even had a so...
3/17/2015

Don't Bring Your God to a People Fight

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Let's face it. Strong religious belief involves a kind of Stockholm syndrome. You have this all-powerful figure who you want to please b...
3/16/2015

Five Annoying Things About Sen. Tom Cotton's Appearance on Face the Nation

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Yesterday, fresh, new GOP savior, this year's Marco Rubio, Sen. Tom Cotton of Arkansas, he of the authorship of the Republican Senators...
3/13/2015

Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Roll a Joint With American Flag Papers

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Once more into the stupid, sweet Americans, once more into it. For those of us who have been around for a few decades, another damn fight...
3/12/2015

A True Story About Homophobia, Racism, and a Fraternity - Updated: It Was SAE

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About twenty years ago, the Rude Pundit was attending a Giant University in the South. Even then, he was straddling worlds, writing wild and...
3/11/2015

Lindsey Graham Wants to "Literally" Hold Congress Hostage

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The Golden Girls reject known as Senator Lindsey Graham often strains to butch up his Rue McClanahan voice. He advocates for violence const...

Briefly Noted: Gun Nuts Win This Round (That's a Pun!)

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Way back in February , the Rude Pundit said that the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives had proposed banning a type of arm...
3/10/2015

Sorry That We Cared Too Much: West Virginia Legislature Voting to Make Water More Poisonous

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You remember a little over a year ago when 300,000 people in West Virginia, including most of the city of Charleston, had to go without dri...
3/09/2015

GOP Senators to Iran: Go Ahead and Build Nuclear Missiles

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So 47 Republican Senators from the, well, Senate of the United States bravely sent a letter to the leaders of Iran, explaining to them how ...
3/06/2015

Dumb Dumbasses Acting Dumb: Tennessee Sen. Mike Bell Is a Dumbass Towards Women

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That goateed, grinning dipshit is State Senator Mike Bell of Tennessee, a place that's working really fuckin' hard to dick over t...