1/05/2010

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It Shouldn't Surprise Us that Some Ex-Gitmo Detainees Want to Fuck Us Up : Let us say, and why not, that you were Hani Abdul Muslih al S...
1/04/2010

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The Rude Pundit on Today's Stephanie Miller Show : This morning, after a two-week break, the Rude Pundit and Stephanie Miller were back...

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Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Sodomize Some Dudes with Idi Amin's Femur : Those protesting assholes up there, including one w...
1/01/2010

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End of the Year Haiku 2009 (The End) : "We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end/We were fated to pretend"- An epitap...
12/31/2009

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End of the Year Haiku 2009: The Readers Haiku, Too : Poems to cap off the year from rude readers around the world (with minor edits, if need...

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End of the Year Haiku 2009 : Like a night out alone at a titty bar, what began with hope ended with sticky sadness and an overwhelming sense...
12/30/2009

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Haiku Time, Motherfuckers : The Rude Pundit ends each year with the delicate restraint of haiku, the little 5/7/5 syllable poems that we w...

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Our Destruction Seeds Sown: A Final "Fuck-Off" to This Awful Decade (Part 3) : Shit, we got a lot of ground to cover here. And th...
12/29/2009

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Our Destruction Seeds Sown: A Final "Fuck Off" to This Awful Decade (Part 2) : Yesterday, the Rude Pundit specifically cited unfe...
12/28/2009

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Our Destruction Seeds Sown: A Final "Fuck Off" to This Awful Decade (Part 1) : Wearing a natty suit with a purple shirt, the Rude ...
12/25/2009

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Does Three Years Make It a Christmas Tradition ?: The Rude Pundit doesn't know what the hell you're doing here. But, like Charlie B...
12/24/2009

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Christmas Cards That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Yell, "Ho, Ho, Ho, Motherfucker" as He Cock Punches Glenn Beck : So that's a...
12/23/2009

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A Few Random Thoughts Regarding the Tone of Debate in the Senate : 1. Mostly, whenever Mika Brzezinski starts scolding people on Morning Sta...
12/22/2009

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Harry Reid and the Sad Facts of American Compromises : For two minutes, the Rude Pundit listened to Republican Senator John Cornyn of Texas ...
12/21/2009

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Does Conservative Spoogebucket Kevin McCullough Actually Know Any Black People? : Pity poor Kevin McCullough. McCullough is an alleged colu...
12/18/2009

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Let's Not Forget That There Are Republicans to Hate, Too : If the Rude Pundit was in some Karl Rove-like capacity advising the White Hou...
12/17/2009

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This Is What a Liberal Sounds Like: A Few More Pieces of Bernie Sanders' Speech Yesterday : You've heard the beginning of Vermont Se...
12/16/2009

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What Would Jesus Lie About? (Health Care Reform Edition) : In another one of those orgasm-inducing moments that's becoming regular now t...
12/15/2009

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Joe Lieberman, You Can Choke on the Bones of Jacqueline Kelly as They're Crammed Down Your Throat : Jacqueline Kelly died yesterday in ...
12/14/2009

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The Rude Pundit on Today's Stephanie Miller Show : After much discussion of Stephanie Miller 's sexy wounded eye, the Rude Pundit su...