The Rude Pundit

Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Sit Back with a Glass of Cheap Sangria and Toast the Skies : Whatever time of day this photo was taken , th...

A Brief Hummer of Thanks (Updated) : The Rude Pundit returned from Philadelphia once again without Benjamin Franklin's skull, perfect fo...

Why Rush Limbaugh Ought to Be Force-Fed His Own Liposuctioned Fat, Part 3579 : Sometimes, you can't really grasp the complete madness of...

Hillary Clinton, Make It Stop : Bill Clinton is wrong. In West Virginia, when he defended Hillary Clinton's increasingly quixotic (rea...

Eschacon, Tracey Ullman, Etc. : Just a reminder: the Rude Pundit will be among an illustrious array of practitioners of bloggery this coming...

In Brief: Bush Meets the Bassmasters : Said our President upon meeting trophy-winning fisherpeople, "I thought it was important to wel...

Late Post Today (with a Note on the Moment the Rude Pundit Fell in Love With CNN's Kiran Chetry) : On CNN's American Morning today,...

Hillary Clinton Didn't Have to Lie About Bosnia : You know how it goes. You have a pretty good one-night stand - the kind that doesn...

Are You Fucking Kidding? : The President of the United States, enjoying the White House Easter Egg Roll, which apparently is not a Chinese ...

How to Celebrate the Four Thousandth to Die For a Mistake (Advice in Bastardized Haiku Form) : 1. The Gift Option Sixteen miles or so Of sma...

A Reasonable Explanation : You know, you see a news release title like "President Bush Discusses National President's Challenge,...

Being Dick Cheney Means Never Having to Say, "I'm Wrong" : Whenever the oozing pustulent herpes sore that is Vice President Di...

Quickie Fundraiser, Day 3: Geeks Love the Rude (Bumped): This is the last day of the Rude Pundit's quick fundraiser for shit described ...

Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Down Three Klonipin with a Fifth of Wild Turkey : For Michael D. Rivera, who died a year ago from ...

Fundraising Quickie, Day 2: Big in Japan? (Bumped): (Obama speech post below ) This week, the Rude Pundit's doing a fundraising couple ...

Barack Obama's Big Race Speech - Who Doesn't Wanna Blow Him Now? : Pre-Show: No, major news media, for the most part, most voters do...

President Bush Tells Us All to Smoke the Joint : Every dorm, every alley behind a nightclub, every high school parking lot on a Friday night...

Fundraising: Just a Quickie : So here's some updates from Rude Pundit Central. He's performing at Eschacon in Philadelphia at the e...

Obama Is Not White and Clinton Has a Vagina (A Discussion in Two Parts) : 1. Here's the thing about Geraldine Ferraro's remark where...

Bush to Nutzoid Evangelicals: "I Feel Your Prayer" : The speech was little-noted among the other events of the week: the media swa...