10/05/2005

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The President and the Pantsless Press Conference : Let us say, and why not, that at the beginning of George W. Bush's press conference ...
10/04/2005

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They Hit the Rude Pundit (And It Felt Like a Kiss) : Oh, the Rude Pundit has received his share of people who don't feel the throbbing e...

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Conservative Bumfight : The latent pleasures of the Bumfight videos have never revealed themselves to the Rude Pundit. The choppily-edited...
10/03/2005

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Harriet Miers Gets Ready For Her Striptease : Let's say, and why not, that you're the best man for your buddy's wedding, and you...
9/30/2005

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Two Years of Rude Punditry : Officially, yesterday marked two years that the Rude Pundit has delved into the dark psyches of the perverted, ...
9/29/2005

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Tom DeLay Amid the Roaches : The female cockroach emits a perfume that is a siren song to male cockroaches. When she's ready to mate, in...
9/28/2005

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Michael Brown Is a Little Bitch : On Sunday, August 28, Michael Brown, then the Chief of FEMA, told CNN about the impending landfall of Hurr...

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Michael Brown Bitch Slappin' Later Today : The Rude Pundit is waiting to see what Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco tells the Republica...
9/27/2005

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FEMA's Long-Term "Strategic Plans" - My, How They've Changed : So apparently, under James Lee Witt in 1997 and then under ...

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Operation War Porn : Back in college days, among the many jobs he held at one time or another (which would include a diner dishwasher with a...
9/26/2005

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The "Mainstream" Family Research Council Says Katrina and Rita Are A "Warning" For "Grave National Sins" (Part...
9/23/2005

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The Night Before the Storm - A DC Fantasia : Karl Rove has named his leather slave's asshole "Katrina" because once he starts ...
9/22/2005

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The Bifurcated President : Yesterday's speech to the Republican Jewish Coalition (motto: "Yep, we're the Israel-lovin' mon...
9/21/2005

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Update: Alaska Has Glaciers of Cash : Earlier today, the Rude Pundit wrote about the enormous piles of your money that Alaska Senator Ted St...

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Ted Stevens Hates America : The Rude Pundit is sure that the people of Knik, Alaska are fine, fine American citizens. He's sure that, if...
9/20/2005

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The Shank and the Beat Down: Two Approaches To Destroying George W. Bush : Anyone who's spent time in a prison'll tell you: the best...
9/19/2005

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John Roberts Is No Stealth Nominee : Fuck his writings, fuck his interviews, fuck the cases he's tried, fuck the cases he's decided....
9/16/2005

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Presidential Dumps : When the President finally got to take his shit at the U.N., he did it alone in the men's room. The Secret Service...
9/15/2005

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Katrina Proves Liberals Were Right All Along (Part 3: Wherein the Rude Pundit Fails To Solve Centuries of Racism, But At Least He's Tryi...
9/14/2005

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Part 3 Later Today : Back later today with Part 3 of "Katrina Proves Liberals Were Right All Along." Unless it's tomorrow.