4/01/2005

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Of Fools and Curveballs : So let's see if the Rude Pundit's got this straight: the U.S. went to war with Iraq because of some asshol...
3/31/2005

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The Loneliness of the Long Distance Protester (Part of the "Christ Weary" Series) : It is time, it is time, it is indeed time for ...
3/30/2005

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"Human Rights" According To Bush : Here's one of those things that you read that makes you wanna live in a basement and scrawl...
3/29/2005

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Discipline and Punish, American-Style : So now we know for sure what we all knew anyways: the only reason that anyone gave a happy monkey fu...
3/28/2005

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Republicans Jump the Shark : Here's the thing every good bar brawler knows: when your opponent is down, you don't retreat to the nea...
3/25/2005

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On Grieving, Bush, and Clinton : On Monday, on a shitty reservation in a winter gray, desolate, depressing area of Minnesota, Jeff Weise, w...
3/24/2005

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Why Ann Coulter Is a Cunt, Part 2156 of an Endless Series : Because in her latest "column" (if by "column," you mean, ...
3/23/2005

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A Great Big Fist Job : Karl Rove is a frustrated fat man; no matter how much he works, he can't train his male leather slave to take a f...
3/22/2005

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Conservatives Drowning In Their Own Bile : The Terri Schiavo carnival of unending doom continues, and "conservative" pundits are g...
3/21/2005

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A Quorum of Savages: Notes from the Debate of the Deluded : You haven't lived until you've heard Tom DeLay, choked with emotion, try...

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Briefly Noted: "Unanimous" Senate Vote on Schiavo Bill : So, like, the AP story , the CNN story , the Fox "News" story ...
3/18/2005

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Terry Schiavo Must Die : The time has come for the inevitable end of this story, this miserable lot of the last fifteen years for Terry Sc...
3/17/2005

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Would Someone Tell Fox "News" That President Bush Doesn't Have a Social Security Plan Yet?: Don't you fuckin' tell the...
3/16/2005

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Government "Video News Releases" Suck : What's been lost in the big, mighty hullabaloo over the Bush adminstration's mass...
3/15/2005

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Why David Horowitz Is an Infant, Part 1 : David Horowitz is a sick, sick fuck, so enthralled at the smell of his own bile-infused vomit that...
3/14/2005

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Bitches For Babies : Sometimes the Bush administration just makes you wanna hang your head in shame and suck back the entire bottle of cheap...
3/11/2005

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If Tom DeLay Were Your Dog . . .: If Tom DeLay were your dog, you'd've put that fucker down a long, long time ago. When your old dog...