6/30/2004

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Messages and the Messenger : Let's play catch up here on a couple of things: Compare and contrast the interviews in the last couple of...
6/29/2004

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Big Tony's Mojo and Uncle Tom's Dissent : The Rude Pundit is not going to get all happy and dance a little jig of celebration just ...
6/28/2004

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Pimps Up, Ho's Down : Let's say, and, really, why not, there's a pimp - let's give him a pimpilicious name like "The D...
6/25/2004

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Dick Rising : A quick update on "Fuck-gate" (see below): Cheney tonight on Fox "news" said he wasn't sorry he told...

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Fucking Oneself : Here's the scene: Dick Cheney slithers into the Senate chamber for the yearly class photo, and he gets into a slap f...
6/24/2004

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Iraq - the Good News Edition - Written in George W. Bush's Native Language : Yee-haa, let's hunt us down some good news on I-raq on...
6/23/2004

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The Big Squirm : A long time ago, the Rude Pundit worked at Sears, when Sears actually meant something to people and was not the mall's...
6/22/2004

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Briefly Forgotten, Briefly Mentioned : If you haven't seen last night's Daily Show With Jon Stewart , do try to catch it or Tivo it...

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Why Ann Coulter Is Still a Cunt, Part 37 : Oh, shit, Ann Coulter wants to fuck Ronnie's corpse. She wants to drag him out of his Calif...
6/21/2004

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Nancy Reagan Will Have Your Balls on a Platter : Of all the mistakes the Bush political machine has made lately, starting with trying to ca...
6/18/2004

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And Now the Screaming Starts : Dick Cheney needs to be gang raped by released Abu Ghraib prisoners and fucked so hard that the pacemaker ac...
6/17/2004

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Why Bill O'Reilly Ought To Be Sodomized With a Microphone, Part 45 : Because O'Reilly, Fox "news" "host," and R...
6/16/2004

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The Incredible Shrinking President, Part 2: Squirrel Brains : Sometimes you're driving down a country road in mid-autumn, a time the Ru...
6/15/2004

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The Incredible Shrinking President, Part 1: Size Matters : So yesterday the Rude Pundit did his laundry. And in that fine urban laundromat...
6/14/2004

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The Way of the Weasel : How many kinds of "oh, shit" went through George W. Bush's head this morning while he was listening t...
6/11/2004

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A Fitting Memorial : The Rude Pundit wants Ray Charles on the fifty-dollar bill. Fuck Ulysses S. Grant, that drunk old son of a bitch. Pu...
6/10/2004

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Of Beetles and Men : Let us pause for a moment and think about the confused flour beetle . Left to its own devices, the confused flour be...
6/09/2004

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Now, Where Were We Before We Were Interrupted?: Do you think there was a moment in Abu Ghraib or any number of prisons in Iraq when some I...
6/08/2004

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Reagan's Corpse : Oh, what fun it is to play with Reagan's corpse, play with Reagan's corpse. What joy to hook his limbs up to...
6/06/2004

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Dead President : This is not going to be one of the many "let’s-be-kind-to-the-dead-Alzheimer’s-ridden-wrinkled-guy" panegyrics ...