11/26/2003

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Eat a Turkey For Jesus, Contribute Advice To the Democrats : The Rude Pundit is taking the weekend off. He craves the triptophan. He want...
11/25/2003

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Advice To the Democrats From the Rude Pundit : If you’re in a street fight and you are playing by the Marquis of Queensbury rules , you s...
11/23/2003

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Why Ann Coulter Is Still a Cunt, Part 6 : Because at the end of her recent "column" (and that would be assuming a lot, since an e...
11/22/2003

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Brief Sequel to the Dancing Monkey : The Rude Pundit is taking the weekend off. He once again needs to purge his mind of images of George ...
11/21/2003

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Dance, Mister Monkey President, Dance : There he was, our fearless leader, George W. Bush, visiting England, the first official state visit...
11/20/2003

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Because Nothing Matters as Much as Michael Jackson's Penis : Let's be clear: in the larger scheme of things, whether Michael Jackso...
11/18/2003

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We'll Have Gay Old Time : Goddamn, what a jubilee of jouisance must have been going on in the White House last night. What a hoedown o...
11/17/2003

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A Whore Is a Whore - It's Just a Question of Price : The annals of media whoredom are dank with examples of hypocrisy. See the zeal wi...

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A History Lesson For Conservatives : Zell Miller, long gone insane Democrat by choice only, former governor of Georgia, and currently a soo...
11/16/2003

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Of Daisy Chains and Economic Conferences : A daisy chain is a beautiful thing - it's just a geometrical shape of bodies all fucking each...
11/15/2003

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Taking a Mulligan : It's the weekend, and the Rude Pundit is going to drink himself into a sweet, sweet, blissful dream of peace, free ...
11/14/2003

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Weekly Reason Bill O'Reilly Should Be Sodomized With a Microphone - Number 5 : Here's O'Reilly on his Fox "news" show...

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George Bush Fucks Weasels : What a skeevy weasel fucker George Bush and his cronies are. What hubris, arrogance, assholishness they diplay...

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From Rude Two: Federal Employees Are People, Too, Until They Go To War : "You not only have a former Guardsman in the White House, you...
11/13/2003

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President Bush Wouldn't Know a Veteran If One Spit in His Face : What a sad, strange little man our President is. Did you see him on V...
11/12/2003

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God, Jessica Lynch Is Such a Stupid Bitch : What a stupid bitch, this Jessica Lynch. She could have been America's sweetheart, invited...
11/11/2003

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An Election Is Just an Excuse To Screw People Over : Now, the Rude Pundit is no conspiracy buff. He doesn't give a shit who shot Kenne...
11/10/2003

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The Devil Is a Vicious Bastard, and He's Coming for Republican Souls, Oh, So Yummy : The Rude Pundit knows the Devil. Not your red-tai...
11/09/2003

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Another Weekend, Another Chance For Sweet, Sweet Peace, Destined To Fail : The Rude Pundit needs to clear his head of all the pictures of a...
11/08/2003

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Republicans Are Pussies, Big Wet Pussies Who Need To Be Fucked : You know what the worst kind of pussy is? The worst kind of pussy is the ...