10/31/2003

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President Believes Growth in Economy Equals Growth in His Cock : The Rude Pundit is not an economist. There are many, many good economists...
10/29/2003

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No, Really, Somebody Tell the President About the Goddamn Rabbits : What a strange worm this man, this President, this Bush, is. What a cr...

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Too Republican To Fuck : Do you think President of Vice Dick Cheney still fucks his wife, Lynne? Do you think she lays naked in bed at the...
10/28/2003

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A Few Brief Notes About Celebrities : Cher - Who the fuck would have thought that not only does the last functioning gay icon (Liza Minnell...
10/27/2003

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Tell Me About the Rabbits, Colin : At some point here, someone close to him needs to tell the President about the rabbits, tell him to star...
10/25/2003

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Once More, the Mind Needs Settling : Between Pat Roberts hijacking the investigating process of the Senate Intelligence Committee, more and...
10/23/2003

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Antonin Scalia Needs a Blow Job Really Badly : And, really, when a head is bobbing on one's crank, does it really matter if that head h...

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Republican Dominatrixes in Congress : The great thing about bondage is the whole domination thing. See, when master says you're bad, y...
10/22/2003

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Legislating Women's Lives For Fun and Amusement, Part 1 : So, after two tries, they finally did it: Congress finally passed a ban on s...

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Legislating Women's Lives For Fun and Amusement, Part 2 : Unlike Theresa Schiavo, the Rude Pundit has a living will. It reads, "S...
10/21/2003

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Coming Tomorrow : What's the difference between a comatose women on a feeding tube and a vegetable? What's the difference between ...

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Weekly Reason Bill O'Reilly Should Be Sodomized With a Microphone (Week 4) : Here's the Rude Pundit's tip to would-be televisio...
10/20/2003

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Bush-Hating Is the Sport of Kings : The Rude Pundit has a former friend, call him "Greg," who decided to fuck a 15 year-old when ...
10/18/2003

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Jew-Bashing-It's Not Just For Racist Nutjobs Anymore : Ahh, all things in history eventually come around to the Jews, don't they? ...
10/17/2003

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A Brief Diversion on the Yankees, America, and Capitalism by Rude Two : The Yankees are in the World Series again. Every fucking year, yay...
10/16/2003

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Hey, Arnie, Did You Know I Used To Lift Weights and Snort Blow Off of a Black Hooker's Belly, Too : Our family values President met wit...

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Once a Bush, Always a Bitch, That's What I Say : Descending bejeweled, neckless, and in garters and a thong, Barbara Bush deigned to ca...

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Why Liberal Pundits Will Never Succeed on Radio and Television : Jesus Fucking Christ, we have been given a gift, we on the left: when Rush...
10/15/2003

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The Difference Between Naked and News : The Rude Pundit realizes that we all have an interest in celebrity sex. And celebrity crime. So c...
10/14/2003

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Weekly Reason Bill O'Reilly Should Be Sodomized With a Microphone : Bill O'Reilly, "author," "TV personality," ...