The Rude Pundit

Why Bill O'Reilly Ought To Be Sodomized With a Microphone (Kos Edition) : Oh, sweet Bill O'Reilly, you of your various factors, what...

Ann Coulter's Selective Brain (With a Smidgen of Plagiarism) : In her most recent "column" , Coulter attacks the Democrats for...

Is It Possible to Shame George W. Bush? (Part of the Positive Politics of Shame Series) : Whenever the Rude Pundit is out at his favorite He...

Gonzales Has No Shame, So Shame Miers (Part of the Positive Politics of Shame Series) : Yesterday's Senate Judiciary Committee hearing ...

The Positive Politics of Shame, Part 1.2: The Flintstones Paradigm : Let's put this in terms that conservatives might understand: whenev...

John Edwards Will Fuck Your Shit Up : John Aravosis is right : John Edwards' YouTube video is absolutely kick-ass. It takes the bullshit...

The Positive Politics of Shame, Part 1: Recent History : When Bill Clinton left office back in the ancient time of 2001, he had the job appr...

Tell Us Again, Dr. Gupta, Why You Had To Criticize Michael Moore? : Here's everything you need to know about what it means to have priva...

What the Rude Pundit Learned Standing in Line at the A&P : According to the Globe , the President is so stressed from drinking, impendi...

Fucked New Orleans (A Series That Has No Hope of Ending) : It's early-mid-hurricane season, and chances are that New Orleans will avoid ...

The Failure of the CEO-in-Chief : When Kenneth "Ken" or "Kenny-Boy" Lay became CEO of Enron for the second time in Augus...

Note to Fran Townsend: If There's "No Question," Why Are You Holding a Press Briefing? : One of the things that we've lear...

Late Post Today Due to Bad BJ : Getting blown by this friggin' thunderstorm. Back in a bit with freshly-squeezed rudeness.

Conservative Columnist Kevin McCullough Hates Homosexuals a Bit Too Much: Last month, the Rude Pundit first discussed conservative spooge b...

Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want To Do Speedballs While Getting Waterboarded by an Illegal Immigrant She-Male Escort: In his second tee...

Flunking Out of Presidenting : Remember the Democrats' capitulation to the White House on Iraq war funding back in the distant spring? ...

A Rude Funny and the Tip Jar (Corrected Version) : A do-it-yourself comic strip site based on Red Meat , the hilarious/disturbing/hilariou...

The White House Channels Chamillionaire : It's always the saddest story, the one where we learn that a young girl or boy has been chaine...

24 Hours of American Liars : Here's what we've learned in the last 24 hours or so, none of it terribly surprising in and of each sep...

Dear Religious Right: Give It Up: Let's explain this clearly to all the deluded religious bags of nuts out there who cling to their dest...

Sgt. Pepper and Sgt. Botta: The Twisted Treatment of Soldiers : Soldiers have always been just stiff plastic players on the foosball game of...

Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Chug a Bottle of Cheap Cough Syrup : Today Paul Krugman asked what people like George Bush are doi...

Beware Our Thinking President : Sure, we all know that George Bush says stupid shit all the time. It'd be charming if he was a characte...

Late Post Today The Rude Pundit found a crack house going-out-of-business sale, and needs to find a way to balance Clark Kent duty with chem...

Thomas Paine Would Fuck George W. Bush's Shit Up : You've read the frighteningly contemporary-sounding Declaration of Independence e...

A Genuine Question Regarding Joseph Wilson : Has any right-winger, in all this time, come up with a legitimate reason for there being a need...

When It Says Libby, Libby, Libby on the Sentence, Sentence, Sentence : There's a million ways we can sniff at the foul stench of the hyp...

Scooter Libby Will Not Be Raped In Prison : So, like, let's just get this straight : a jury convicts Scooter Libby, a court sentences hi...

The Necessity of Michael Moore, Part 2 : (Part 1 was written exactly three years ago, on the opening of Fahrenheit 9/11 ) Back in 1989, in ...