Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Drink Ink With a Yink:

We can probably figure out Ann Romney's favorite part of Dr. Seuss's One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish:

"The moon was out and we saw some sheep.
We saw some sheep take a walk in their sleep.
By the light of the moon, by the light of a star;
They walked all night from near to far.
I would never walk. I would take a car."

Her husband's?

"Hop, hop, hop! I am a Yop
All I like to do is hop,
From finger top to finger top.
I hop from left to right and then...
Hop, hop! I hop right back again.
I like to hop all day and night.
From right to left and left to right."