Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Down Moonshine While Reading Marx:

Yes, that is real. A lobbying firm whose mission is to make sure that health care businesses make shitloads of money is hosting a real party for...well, who the fuck cares? You can bet no actual white trash will be there.

You gotta hope that they serve moonshine and squirrel jerky and play games like Banjo Hero and Who Wants to Rape Ned Beatty's Ass?

Hee-haw. Of course, instead, it'll be rich people in poor people drag, laughing at their good bad taste, toasting each other with fine scotch and wine, dancing to LMFAO, their rags shaking in mockery of the people who need health care the most.