Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Think There's More Perks to Being Pope Than Big Hats and Cool Cars:
Apparently, the leader of the world's biggest cannibal church brought his road show to England and Scotland last week, where he was orally pleasured on a regular basis.

Seriously, this dude gets more blow jobs than Ron Jeremy backstage at the AVN awards.

Whoa, what a second here...

Shit, looks like someone's gonna have to contort himself to not apologize again.