The Rude Pundit on Today's Stephanie Miller Show:
The Rude Pundit promised to welcome Stephanie Miller to New York City with a shower of rose petals. She said it would be like the film American Beauty, and then producer Chris Lavoie crapped on the sexual buzz by reminding everyone that Kevin Spacey ends up dead at the end. Oh, and there was talk about what's-her-name and health care reform.

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