Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Freebase Fondant While Downing a Bottle of Moet and Chandon:

In as much as these things have meaning, the altar for Jenna Bush and Henry Hager's wedding looks an awful lot like a grave. Laura, as ever, looks like the Xanax and scotch have kicked in.

And sister Barbara is the stoned sorority girl trying hard at the Greeks' nymph fest to look fuckable for the Delt that's dressed as Perseus.