Bush's Press Conference: Bring the Rude Pundit a Bucket:
The President of the United States just said that he doesn't care if American soldiers are tortured and then tried, convicted, and executed with secret evidence. This motherfucker just sold out the troops on the ground in favor of covering the asses of those who have tortured prisoners.

Motherfucker is flailing around like he ought to have a fan blowing up his skirt outside a car dealership.

More later, after the horrible retching ends.